Whales singing different songs?

The whales of the world are singing a different tune.  No, not the latest pop song by (insert name in space provided) __________________.

It's really not that impressive.

It seems so important that someone actually wrote an article about this.
And since everyone seems to be so worried about the whales singing different songs I have a way we might please them. 
Please the mighty whales!!! 
Yes, yes, yes...R-E-L-A-X famished masses I hear you and I'll tell you how?  The answer?
Feed all those global warming hippies to them. 

Hey it'll cut down on CO2, and according to Kenny’s Dad, Mr. McCormick, from the almighty South Park, “Chet you’re speaking like a (opps! bad word)ing retard!! Even IF global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it’s not, it would take hundreds of years to melt the polar ice caps”

This is Kenny's dad. He's an out of work alcholic who beats his wife.

Clearly, an advantageous, educated, well-groomed, articulate, well-versed, knowledgeable, man of the world  such as Kenny's  Dad knows what is going on!!!

BUT.....why don't we just play be safe and feed all those hippeis to said whales. And for your enjoyment...here.....read the article that started this whole blog.